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The roommate “cooked”, this just left the microwave. https://t.co/mYmotJkuzq
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There’s a dude with a parrot on his shoulder on the bus, and it’s really brought everyone together #G8 https://t.co/EnFdZHB2RF
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I want to be stuck in a small town in the mountains with a Hallmark leading man. Not much to ask for, right?
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RT @MayorBowser: 🚨NOTICE🚨 🗓️ Saturday, December 8th 1⃣ The District’s Hypothermia Alert will remain on for tonight. 2⃣ Please che… https://t.co/PZY5ww826R
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I invited a friend to join for happy hour, his response: “I am come there but I just got a Botox touch up so my for… https://t.co/Cwk6DasbBS
